Cece: Mommy, Tan (can) I watch a movie?
Me (pausing to think): Yeeess, you may.
Cece: Tan (can) I watch it on the big TV?
Me: No, you may not.
Cece: Why, Mommy?
Me: Because I don't want to watch, Sid (Sid the Science Kid), Honey. You can watch it in the guest bedroom.
Cece (leaves for a few minutes, returns with Sid DVD case in hand): Mommy, it says right here on the back that you hafta (have to) watch this movie on the big TV. You tan't (can't) watch it on the guest bed.
Me (laughing): I don't think it says that, Cecelia.
Cece: Yes, it do.
Needless to say, she did not watch it on the big TV.
